Fashionable with the cyber educated or persons not without prospects to encapsulate an expression or an analogy.
| Dating Cliché |
Depict |
| Play for the name on the front of your jersey, not the name on the back of your jersey. |
Play for the team not individual |
| Left at the altar. |
Abandoned by the other party just before a marriage or merger |
| The girl with a future avoids a man with a past. |
No baggage's please |
| Sophisticated. No baggage. Similar sought... |
Dating headlines |
| Odd sock seeks match. |
Dating headlines |
| Nervous as a long tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs. |
Cyber dating cliché - depict first timer |
| Sweet 16 and never been kissed. |
Dating headlines |
| Life is what happens to you while busy making other plans. |
Chance meeting |
| Jack Black look-alike seeks friends. |
Dating headlines |
| Tory girl seeks Labour boy to exchange sleaze... |
Dating headlines |
| There's an IQ prerequisite but there's no secret handshake. |
Stupid people need not apply |
| If carrots got you drunk... rabbits would be f**ked. |
Date with me, I'm harmless |
| Happy to go where no ordinary rabbit would dare! |
Dating profiles |
| Sesame Street served me well. |
Dating profiles |
| If music be the food of love, sing on! |
Twelfth nights |
| Said the spider to the fly where are all the sporty guys? |
Dating headlines |
| Seeking a person with a sparkle behind the eyes. |
Dating headlines |
| You can pack a pretty picnic but you can't predict the weather. |
Available again |
| Chocolate lover searching for sweetness... |
Dating headlines |
| If you're wondering about the nickname, read on... |
Dating headlines |
| Burst water main seeks handy plumber |
Dating headlines |
| Aspiring gentleman seeks Jasmine to share Assam |
Dating headlines |
| Exploring the world and making a mark |
Dating headlines |
| Looking for something I'll recognise when I find |
Dating headlines |
| Writer seeks romantic lead... |
Dating headlines |
| Groovy, ambiguous girl seeks person with something to say for himself |
Dating headlines |
| Adam seeks.. his other half, not seen since Sunday... |
Dating headlines |
| Wanna chat? No evangelical Christians please... |
Dating headlines |
| My psychiatrist said that I'm crazy joining dating sites, I said I want a 2nd opinion. He said in that case you're ugly too. |
Dating headlines |
| Atheist seeks event that actually happened |
Dating headlines |
